magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

Posted 2 months ago
with 142,870 notes
nicoisbroken:

I have so many master posts book marked, so I decided to combine all of the (in my opinion) most useful links into one master list and share it with all my followers. Enjoy!
School
Solve any math equation
Alternative to Wikipedia
Study playlist
Calculators
Microsoft Word Equivalent
How to Study
Essay Structure Guide
Flashcards
Download Free Books
Productive Study Break Tips
Tips to Fall Asleep Fast
How to Google
How to Get up in the Morning
Improve Your Study Skills
Learn Anything
Study Snacks
Surviving College
Learning Websites Masterpage
Answers to Textbooks
How to Pull and All-nighter
Didn’t Listen in Class?
Finals Survival Guide
Stress Relief
Yoga Poses
How Long to Nap
Go to a Quiet Place
The Thoughts Room
Guided Relaxation
Look Like You’re Typing an Essay
Writing
Character Traits
Body Language 
Writers Block?
Write a Death Scene
Write an Interactive Book
Remember a Word
Fiction Writing Resources
How to Keep a Journal
Ultimate Writing Masterpost
Which Author do you Write like?
Reverse Dictionary
Writing Prompts
Write or Die
Drawing & Editing 
FireAlpaca (free)
Photoshop CS6 (free)
Paint Tool SAI (free)
Color Scheme Designer
Art Tutorials
Images to Alter
How to Draw Abs
Remove Backgrounds
Photoshop Resources (x)
How to Draw Ears
Learn to Make Pixel Art
Color Palette from an Image
How to Draw a Face
Learn to Make GIFs
Pixlr (Free Photoshop/SAI Alternative)
Seamless Backgrounds
Learn HTML
Interactive Lessons
Tutorials (x) (x)
References 
How to Make Tumblr Themes
See Your Old Themes
More Good Sites for HTML
Cursor Reference
Make Up & Hair
How to Fill in your Eyebrows
How to Contour
Everyday Makeup Routine
Natural Beauty Remedies
Master Liquid Eyeliner
Ways to Braid your Hair
Messy Bun Turorial
Eyeliner, Mascara, & Curl your Lashes w/ a Spoon
Special Effects Make Up How To (tw: gore)
Newspaper Nails
Food
Lots of Quick & Easy Snacks
Cheap & Easy Snacks
Quick & Easy Soup Recipes
Chocolate Chip Muffin in a Mug
On the go Breakfast Recipes
Mac & Cheese in a Cup
Salad Recipes
Panera Mac & Cheese
Harry Potter Recipes
Starbucks Holiday Drinks
Make Your Own Vitamin Water
Movies
Super Hero Movies Masterpost
Movies for When You’re Sick
Scary Movies Masterpost
When to Pee During a Movie
Music/Audio
Chill Playlist
Concentration playlist
Coffee Shop Blues
Youtube to MP3 (MP4)
White Noise Generator
All the Music You’ve Reblogged
Motivation
How to Get Motivated
Be Happy
Cut Something Instead of Yourself
Let it Out
Make a Comfort Box
Learn to Love Yourself
Coping Skills & Distractions
givesmehope
Get Compliments
Free Hugs
Hobbies Masterpost
Recovery Resources
Self Injury Recovery Masterpost
Other
Make a Mind Palace
How to Balance a Check Book
Find Out if a Website is Safe
Check your PostLimit
Travel Tips
Livestream of the Ocean
Make a Wand
Find an Image’s Source
Learn to Write Gallifreyan
Make SandArt Online
Classic Who Masterpost
Guess Where you Are
Is a Site really Down?
Go to a Cool Place
Mass Tag Replacer
Personality Quiz
Comic Masterpost
Make a Flower Crown
Find what outfit a TV character wore
Get Inspired
How to Make Origami
Color Matching Game
Fun Sites Masterpost
How to be an Adult
Fake Tweet Generator 
Learn Elvish
Look like a Hacker
Stickman Adventures
Learn Korean in 15 Minutes
Do Stuff with your Internet Friends
Make your own Temporary Tattoo
Sleep Calculator

nicoisbroken:

I have so many master posts book marked, so I decided to combine all of the (in my opinion) most useful links into one master list and share it with all my followers. Enjoy!

School

Stress Relief

Writing

Drawing & Editing 

Learn HTML

Make Up & Hair

Food

Movies

Music/Audio

Motivation

Be Happy

Other

Posted 2 months ago
with 19,452 notes
#help #school #masterpost
rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
no-more-ramen: easy, quick, simple recipes
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

Posted 2 months ago
with 470,326 notes
#help #masterpost
norbear20:

a koala hugging a stuffed koala. 
that is all. 

norbear20:

a koala hugging a stuffed koala. 

that is all. 

Posted 2 months ago
with 424,803 notes
#OMFG OMFG OMFGMOSMOC #too cute #i just had omfg spasms on my keyboard #cute #animals #wow #love
Posted 2 months ago
with 793,057 notes
#funny

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

Posted 2 months ago
with 486,278 notes

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

Posted 3 months ago
with 1,198,488 notes
#animals

satouhachimitsuaisutea:

and-then-theres-haley:

kawaiidisneygirl:

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE

"YOU ARE SO CUTE"
"NEH!"

CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS

Posted 3 months ago
with 496,526 notes
#cute #video

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

Posted 3 months ago
with 526,393 notes

wiredadifferentway:

remember when mr. moseby got sick and esteban did the best impersonation of him ever

Posted 3 months ago
with 415,175 notes
#videos #video

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